When Howard was born, it was no longer a question who the coolest person on earth was. It was Howard, and it will always be Howard.

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My Background

 

I was born on a giant cloud that rained happiness and joy down on all the world’s humanity. There are only two eras of human existence: before Howard and after Howard.

 

Phd Existentialnailasim

2002 – 2006

Pilot, duh

2006 – 2012

 

Lion Whisperer

2012 – 2015

4th Grade Teacher

2015 – Present

 
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I believe that one of the most special things in life is the ability to give math homework to fourth graders. The look on their faces, eyes full to tears, when they realize that they’ll spend the entire weekend on Khan Academy, is something that can’t be replicated.

 

“Howard is the best and coolest teacher in existence. As an unbiased observer, I can say that I have never seen a better, cooler teacher.”

- Howard

 

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